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Post by Tonberry on Apr 8, 2007 0:27:21 GMT -5
But
disclaimer: i do not intend to offend anyone, but if i did. Well, too bad. You explain to me how he rose from teh dead without becoming some sort of undead creature. and zaombies are the most common.
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Post by pickledegg on Apr 8, 2007 1:55:54 GMT -5
wtf is that suposed to mean?
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Post by Shivaxi on Apr 8, 2007 16:07:32 GMT -5
YAY ZOMBIE JESUS DAAAAAYY!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Tonberry on Apr 8, 2007 21:15:27 GMT -5
kit means that today is the day on which we celebrate the rising of jesus as a zombie by eaTing candies and chocolate and eggs.
and here is the reason for the rabbits
And lo, Jesus did turn water to wine, and the guests at the party were taken back amazement. All partook, including our Lord. A child at the party had brought a pet rabbit, and our Lord and Savior, who now had consumed an amount of alchol proving he was no meer mortal, was quiet taken with the rabbit. He therefor and forever more decreed that "Whenever bad stuff happens to me, the'll be bunnies around. Seriously, Biff, fell how soft this animal is!"
And thats what rabbits have to do with Easter.
stolen from my friends aim away message.
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Post by pickledegg on Apr 9, 2007 2:11:03 GMT -5
you really believe in that jezus story?
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Post by Shivaxi on Apr 9, 2007 11:32:35 GMT -5
I DO!!! ;D ;D ;D makes totall sense if u ask me
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Post by Tonberry on Apr 9, 2007 15:00:27 GMT -5
in the whole resurrection? no jesus was teh only cleric of the time with high enough levels to cast true ressurect.
but, hey if they celebrate it, i'll just call him zombie jesus, because it amuses me.
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Post by pickledegg on Apr 10, 2007 2:02:49 GMT -5
hmm maybe he did exist but healing people and ressurect i dont tink everyting of the jezus story is true
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Post by Tonberry on Apr 11, 2007 19:52:43 GMT -5
i am not denying the existance of the person (or people) who came to be called jesus. i'm just denying hte healing of lepers and resurrection after 3 days.
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Post by pickledegg on Apr 12, 2007 2:52:23 GMT -5
thats what i tink to. about te existance well we will never know for sure i gues. but sometings wierd. if we die we go to heaven and eat with golden spoons they told us lol. but if you are moslim and you die then you get 100 virgins or someting. if i could shoose lol. not that im going to become moslim or someting
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Post by Tonberry on Apr 12, 2007 22:37:18 GMT -5
Chuck Norris once went to the muslim equivalent of heaven, let's just say you won't be getting your virgins.
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Post by pickledegg on Apr 13, 2007 1:40:07 GMT -5
aaaw man no virgins ;D
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Post by Tonberry on Apr 16, 2007 20:38:26 GMT -5
Chuck Norris also once went to the Virgin Islands
Now they're just the Islands
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